THE LOWDOWN
Are you ready for the Taylor Swift cruise?
A brilliantly bejewelled boat, themed around the pop megastar, is on the way
An unofficial voyage for Swift superfans is setting sail from Miami next year
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Can I ask you a question?
Yes.
Are you … ready for it?
Depends what it is.
The most brilliantly bejewelled boat to grace the ocean, that’s what!
Sorry?
This is me trying to tell you about a new cruise.
That’s fine, but why are you speaking in riddles?
You need to calm down.
Wait, what? Is this what gaslighting is?
No, but this conversation would be much easier if you were a fan of a certain pop superstar.
Oh, surely not more Taylor Swift!
Oh yes, my friend. Prepare yourself. Club Med has singles; the Goop cruise has Gwynnie, there was even a Gone Girl-themed cruise — but the next era of themed high-seas adventures you didn’t know you needed is for all
